Stuff Crash Test Kids Say

Me: What's something cool that happened at school today? 5-year-old: I found three ladybugs on the playground today. Me: You did? 5-year-old: Yeah. I put them in my lunch box. 4-year-old: I found a ladybug. Me: Well, please don't bring bugs in the car. 4-year-old:...

6-year-old, to 3-year-old brother: I feel really angry at you, but I don't want to hurt you. 9-year-old: I want to pee outside Husband: No. You're 9 years old. You can no longer pee outside when you're 9 years old. 9-year-old: Why not? Husband: Because--- 9-year-old:...

Woman: Are you guys four yet? 3-year-old: No, I'm three. Woman: Is your birthday coming up? 3-year-old: Yeah. Woman: And then you'll be, what, seven? 3-year-old: Yeah. Because we eat a lot of food. 9-year-old: I feel really angry that you guys are hovering around me...

5-year-old: I can't do it! Me: 5-year-old: There. I got my shoes on. Me: All right! You can do hard things! 5-year-old: Can I build a house? No. Husband: You can sit in your seat until it's time for dinner. 3-year-old: No. Husband: Get in your seat. 3-year-old: I...

5-year-old: Daddy, I want a hug and a kiss! Husband: Come to our room, then. 5-year-old: No. I stepped on a Lego in there. 9-year-old: I'm getting fat Me: I don't think you'll ever get fat. 6-year-old: Yeah, like daddy. Husband: What, you mean like daddy doesn't get...

Me: It's time for bed. 3-year-old: But we dinnent have breakthast. Me: We just ate dinner. 3-year-old: But we dinnent have breakthast. Me: Breakfast comes after bedtime. 3-year-old: No! Breakthast is now. Me. No. It's not. 3-year-old: Yes, it is! Me: No it's not....